Rajin Pangkal "Manusia Jadi-Jadian"

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Efek global warming benar-benar membuat sengsara. Gara-gara global warming udara jadi panas, gue jadi gerah, dan akhirnya terpaksa harus rajin mandi. Capexxxx Dehh ... 

Dulu, jangankan mandi sore-sore, mandi tengah hari aja malesnya setengah mati. Tapi tau gak sekarang semua itu berubah. Bayangkan, sekarang gue punya kebiasan baru yaitu mandi jam 2 pagi !! Jam 2 pagi, wah gue harus masuk ke guiness book of record nih, masuk record sebagai cowok ganteng (-an baju) yang mecahin record mandi pagi-pagi.

Seperti jum'at malam sabtu kemarin. Gue begadang, sambil ngerjain tugas (padahal ngerjain tugasnya 10 menit, sisanya main game, ngoprek facebook, dan chatingan). Gila, gue begadangnya sampai jam 2 pagi. AC-nya mati, mungkin karena terlalu banyak nyedot bau gue jadi AC nya kongslet. Udaranya panas banget, padahal malam lho. Akhirnya gue pergi mandi.

Gue asyik mandi, sambil bersenandung dan Nyanyi-nyanyi gak jelas. Tak lama kemudian gue mendengar suara langkah kaki mendekat ke kamar mandi. Gue penasaran, degdegan, buka pintu, dan ternyata ...

Gue : " JIAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!! "

Pa Bud : " WUAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!" (oh ternyata pa Bud heuheuheu gue kira drakula, Pa Bud tukang jaga ditempat gue, sejenis satpam kost-an lah, dia asil Jawa)

Gue : " waduh kaget saya pa "

Pa Bud : " sama, saya kira ada apa di belakang, saya barusan kaget pas ada yang buka pintu kamar mandi, kirain saya, ada kuntilanak habis ikut mandi " 

Gue : " hah KUNTILANAK ??? ... " (gondok, masa cowok cakep kayak gue disebut kuntilanak, GENDEROWO Kaleee ...)

*****

Hari ini sabtu 18 April 09, gue posting tulisan di atas dan hape gue bunyi.

Gue : " Hallo ... "

Pa Mul : " Jon, ini Pa mul, cuma mau ngasih tau, anak gue dah lahir Jon. Cowok. Berat 3,2 kg. tinggi 51 cm. Ganteng lho Jon, hehehe. Makasih do'anya ya "

Gue : " wah selamat pa. Sukur deh anaknya kalau gak mirip sama bapaknya. Gimana dengan namanya "

Pa Mul : " hehe bisa aja Lu " (tumben gak ngamuk, lagi seneng kali ya) "namanya gue pake Agha, tapi benerkan artinya Pemimpin ?"

Gue : " iya, gue kan cari juga artinya di inet "

Pa Mul : " yakin ? "

Gue : " fifty-fifty, ya yakin lah "

Pa Mul : " oh, oke deh kalau gitu Jon, makasih ya, gue mau ngelihat bini gue dulu, bye "

Jadi, anak pa Mul dah lahir. Ayo ucapkan selamat. Cowok, dan gak mirip sama bapaknya. Huehehehe ... Nanti fotonya gue rayu deh, siapa tau dikasih sama dia. Sekalian sama foto pa Mul-nya.

Bonus :

Dapat QUIZ dari mba Fani, yang puanjangn banget. Hehehe gue pake spoiler ya mba, biar keliatannya agak ringkas.

QUIZ nya,  THINGS I HAVE DONE IN MY LIFE. Semuanya ada 150 hal

Well, let's see!

Yang warna tebal adalah hal-hal yang pernah gue lakukan, ;)

01. Bought everyone in the bar/cafe a drink/food

02. Swam with dolphins

03. Climbed a mountain

04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive

05. Been inside the Great Pyramid

06. Held a tarantula

07. Taken a candle light dinner with someone (if a female travelmate is included?!)

08. Said "I love you" and meant it

09. Hugged a tree

10. Bungee jumped

11. Visited Paris

12. Watched a lightning storm at sea

13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise 

14. Seen the Northern Lights

15. Gone to a huge sports game

16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa

17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables

18. Touched the snow

19. Slept under the stars

20. Changed a baby's diaper

21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon

22. Watched a meteor shower (not sure whether what I had seen was a meteor..)

23. Gotten celebration with champagne

24. Given more than you can afford to charity

25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope

26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

27. Had a food fight

28. Bet on a winning horse

29. Asked a stranger out

30. Had a snowball fight

31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can

32. Held a lamb

33. Seen a total eclipse

34. Ridden a roller coaster

35. Made a goal in a football game or a slampdunk in a basketball game

36. Danced like a fool and didn't care who was looking

37. Adopted an accent for an entire day

38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

39. Had two hard drives for your computer

40. Visited all islands in Indonesia

41. Taken care of someone who was drunk

42. Had amazing friends (pasti donk, kan gue punya kamu)

43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country

44. Watched whales

45. Stolen a sign

46. Taken a backpack trip

47. Taken a road-trip

48. Gone rock climbing

49. Taken a midnight walk on the beach

50. Gone sky diving

51. Visited Ireland

52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love

53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them 

54. Visited Japan

55. Milked a cow

56. Alphabetized your CDs

57. Pretended to be a superhero

58. Sung karaoke

59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football

61. Gone scuba diving

62. Kissed in the rain

63. Played in the mud

64. Played in the rain

65. Gone to a drive-in theatre

66. Visited the Great Wall of China

67. Started a business

68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken

69. Toured ancient sites

70. Taken a martial arts class

71. Played DVD/video for more than 6 hours straight

72. Gotten married

73. Been in a movie

74. Crashed a party

75. Gotten divorced

76. Gone without food for 5 days

77. Made cookies from scratch

78. Won first prize in a costume contest

79. Ridden a gondola in Venice

80. Gotten a tattoo temporarry or not

81. Rafted the Snake River

82. Been on a television news program as an "expert"

83. Gotten flowers from someone for no reason

84. Performed on stage

85. Been to Las Vegas

86. Recorded music

87. Eaten shark

88. Kissed on the first date

89. Gone to Thailand

90. Bought a house (patungan sama adik2)

91. Been in a combat zone

92. Buried one/both of your parents

93. Been on a cruise ship

94. Spoken more than one language (pasti, bahasa kucing, bahasa kodong, de el el)

95. Performed in Rocky Horror

96. Raised children

97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour

98. Passed out cold (Pingsan)

99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country

100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over

101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge

102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking

103. Had plastic surgery

104. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived

105. Wrote articles for a large publication

106. Lost over 100 pounds

107. Held someone while they were having a flashback

108. Piloted an airplane

109. Touched a stingray (lebah)

110. Broken someone's heart

111. Helped an animal give birth

112. Won money on a TV game show

113. Broken a bone

114. Gone on a photo safari

115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears

116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild

118. Ridden a horse

119. Had major surgery

120. Had a snake as a pet

121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon

122. Slept for 30 hours in a 48 hour period

123. Visited more foreign countries than Indonesian cities

124. Visited all 7 continents

125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days

126. Eaten kangaroo meat

127. Eaten sushi (cuma sekali, gak doyan sih)

128. Had your picture in the newspaper

129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about

130. Gone back to school

131. Parasailed

132. Touched a cockroach

133. Eaten fried green tomatoes

134. Read The Iliad and The Odyssey

135. Selected one "important" author/book who you missed in school days, and read 

(LUPUS, Hilman, kalau baca Lupus, gue serasa membaca cerita gue sendiri)

136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

137. Skipped your school reunions

138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language

139. Been elected to public office

140. Written your own computer language

141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream

142. Had to put someone you love into hospital care

143. Built your own PC from parts

144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you

145. Had a booth at a fair

146. Dyed your hair

147. Been a DJ

148. Shaved your head

149. Caused a car accident

150. Saved someone's life

hehe ternyata hanya 3 nih. Yang lainnya, sebagian ada yang belum pernah gue lakukan, sebagian lagi kalimat yang gue gak ngerti sama sekali huahahaha. Trims ya mba ... :)