Hehehe, mas Andri gak jadi meninggal kok. Jum'at kemarin dia dah masuk, malahan udah teriak-teriak nyari-nyari gue. ... Eh salah dink, lebih tepatnya nyari BANTAL dia.

Ceritanya ginih : Sebenarnya dia udah ada seminggu kena ambeyen, dan kalau duduk biasanya suka pake bantal. Nah bantalnya itu dicuri sama salah satu teman gue. Dan selanjutnya dengan bodohnya (beneran lho gak ada yang tau kalau itu bantal punya orang yang lagi ambeyen), bantal tersebut suka dipake tidur-tiduran di ruang server. Tapi akhirnya gue yang dicari-cari, soalnya yang sering tiduran pake bantal itu kan gue.

Nah malamnya, gak tau kenapa gue jadi lemes banget. Padahal siangnya masih sempet kejar-kejaran sama Mba Dwi lho. Mungkin karma karena enak-enakan tidur pake bantal orang yang lagi ambeyen kali ya, hehehehe.

Tapi walau lemes, sekarang mau ngerjain PR dulu deh, dah lama gak ngerjain PR. PR nya dari Teh Linda, yang imut2 kayak marmut. PR nya dispoiler ya, biar keliatan lebih ringkas gituh.

...



1. What is your current obsession?
Tidur jam 9 malam.

2. What is your weirdest obsession?
apa ya ?

3. What are you wearing today?
kaos Ijo, sama KOLOR.

4. What’s for dinner today?
Gudeg , hehehe.

5. Why is today special?
bisa bernafas hari ini

6. What would you like to learn to do?
berenang.

7. What’s the last thing you bought?
tisu bekas ingus kali ya

8. What are you listening to right now?
akeboshi - peruna, lagu jepang, cari aja di You Tube hehehehe

9. What is your favorite weather?
Salju ...

10. What is your most challenging goal right now?
bisa tidur jam 9 malam.

11. What do you think about the person who tagged you?
*Gigit !!!* wkwkwkwkkwwk, biar ketularan.

12. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you like it to be?
pingin daerah yang adem euy.

13. What would you like to have in your hands right now?
kunci Pintu Ke Mana Saja (doraemon banget ya ?)

14. What would you like to get rid of?...
apa ya ?

15. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
Gunung Bromo hehehehe.

16. Which language do you want to learn?
Bahasa Pinguin, :D

17. What do you look for in a friend?
baik hati dan rajin menabung

18. Who do you want to meet in person?
Anna di film nya KCB, cakep pisan euy

19. What’s your favorite type of music?
yang jarang di dengar orang :D

20. What’s the favorite piece of clothing in your own closet?
secret ! :P

21. Any favorite models?
gak berlebihan, simple, enak di makan

22. If you had £100 now what would you spend it on?
cukuran kumis

23. Favorite designer?
gak ada.

24. Fashion pet peeve?
.......

25. Do you admire anyone’s style?
gak ada yg spesifik

26. Describe your personal style
BERANTAKAN !!!

PR. II

27. Punya handphone?
Ada Talkie Walkie

28. Merk + tipe handphone?
Talkie Walkie, mereknya apa ya.

29. Warna/gambar theme yang lagi dipakai sekarang?
Ijo

30. Wallpaper?
Kalender wkwkwkwkkw.

31. Warna casing?
Hitam

32. Aplikasi/folder yang pertama keliatan begitu tekan tombol 'menu'?
Buku Telepon

33. Bahasa yang digunakan di handphone?
Bahasa Inggris

34. Kapasitas baterai saat ini?
gak tau :D

35. Pakai slot memory? Jenis?
Gak

36. Total kapasitas slot memori? Sisa kapasitas yang belum terpakai saat ini?
hehehehe, males ngecek

37. Choice: Banyak terisi untuk apa memorinya?
(A) Foto (B) Video (C) Musik (D) Lain-lain?
banyakan musik

38. Ada fitur koneksi Bluetooth?
Gak

39. Nama Bluetooth kamu saat ini?
....

40. Aplikasi yang paling sering kamu gunakan?
jarang pake HP :P

41. Sisa pulsamu saat ini?
kayaknya udah masuk masa tenggang nih hehehehe

42. Provider seluler yang kamu pake?
Simpati biar bisa gratisan

43. Nomer handphone?
0812 100***** (nomor Hoki wkwkkwkwkkw)

PR. III

44. FOUR NAMES THAT FRIENDS CALL YOU:
Jonk, Jo, Jojon, JELEKKKK !!!

45. FOUR MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN YOUR LIFE:
17 Agustus, libur nasional soalnya.

46. FOUR THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES:
tiduran depan kompi, Lemes banget.

47. FOUR WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
liat Mr Bean.

48. FOUR PEOPLE YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
sapa ya...

49. FOUR GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE :
air, eskrim, es batu, haus pisan niih

50. FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES (CURRENTLY):
ngegame, nonton film, ketawa sendiri, ngobrol sama pa mul atau mba dwi

51. FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR VACATION:
Bromo, Bunaken, Toba, Jembatan SUROMADU

52. FOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
Air Putih

53. FOUR THINGS ALWAYS FOUND IN YOUR BAG:
kertas, buku, pulpen, sama penggaris (kayak anak sekolahan ya?)

54. FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
Orange, Biru, Abu-abu, Hitam

55. TOP FOUR HANGOUTS:
Hehehe, gak ada tempat hangout nih, kebanyakan bertelur di rumah

56. TOP FOUR YOU LOVE SO MUCH:
Si Ibu, Si Ade, Ayah, sama Seseorang wkwkwkwkwkw.

57. TOP FOUR ASIAN ACTORS:
Stefen Chow (eh nulisnya bener gak sih ?)

58. FOUR "THINGS" SPECIAL TO YOU:
Music, music, music, dan music, biar gak setres gituh

59. FOUR FAVOURITE "UNUSUAL" SONGS:
Coldplay, Five For Fighting, Akeboshi, The Adams

60. FOUR EVENTS YOU WILL NEVER FORGET:
DI SUNAT !!!

61. FOUR THINGS YOU OFTEN DID WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
sepak bola, layangan, petak umpet, sama CLIMBING DI POHON MANGGA tetangga

62. TOP FOUR WHO YOU WANT TO ANSWER THIS SURVEY:
biarlah sampai di sini penderitaan ini berlangsung

63. TOP FOUR REASONS WHY YOU ANSWERED THIS SURVEY:
1. Terpaksa
2. Takut di jewer
3. Lagi Insaf nih, jadi ngerjain PR
4. Siapa tau dapat hadiah , (huhuhuhu)

Tidur dulu ah,
Eh, ...

Ada yang mau mijitin gak ya ??

Comments (74)

On June 14, 2009 at 1:52 AM , yanuar catur rastafara said...

nggak mau ach kalau disuruh mijitin.
mau juga kalau gantian yang pijit.
gmn???
hahahahahahahaha

 
On June 14, 2009 at 1:53 AM , yanuar catur rastafara said...

waks..yang pertama yach??
horeeeeeee

 
On June 14, 2009 at 5:21 AM , penny said...

tapi bukan gue kan yg nyuri bantalnya?? swear lho..bukan gue yang nyuri hihiiii

 
On June 14, 2009 at 6:24 AM , ^^haqie said...

Gt dund jonk, tetet smgt ngerjain PR

 
On June 14, 2009 at 6:27 AM , Ivan@mobii said...

Wkwkwk,parah t bantal. Gak jijik apa tdur pke t bntal? Ntr aku panggil mpok nori bt pijetin kmu. Hehehe

 
On June 14, 2009 at 6:51 AM , Newsoul said...

Sini saya pijitin, ayo mana yang mau dipijit ?. Saya, he, teutep, pijit misua saya. Jonk, sana panggil tukang pijat......

 
On June 14, 2009 at 7:18 AM , Susy Ella said...

ahhhhhh jonk..kok mau sih tidur pake bantal yg abis didudukin org ambeyen.....ahh tidaakkkk heeh

wah jonk tumben ngerjain PR hohohoho

 
On June 14, 2009 at 7:52 AM , ADVINTRO said...

mijitin? moh, hehe aku aja masih nunggu pijitan mba dwina kok, hehe

 
On June 14, 2009 at 8:33 AM , DUNIA POLAR said...

kira kira gmn yah rasanya tdr dg bantal bkas orang ambeyen?? hihihih...
o iya pe er nya kok nda d jawab pke bahasa wong bule sihh..

 
On June 14, 2009 at 8:45 AM , riosisemut said...

Wow.... PRnya muantab Jonk.

Sukurin lemes kualat tuh, orang bantal buat ambyen koq dipake tiduran.

 
On June 14, 2009 at 11:32 AM , nietha said...

63 pertanyaan dijawab dengan sukses..yang baca aja sampe ileran ngeliatnya..panjang bangettzz

 
On June 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM , Lala said...

Gitu donk, lemes lemes juga masih tetep semangat garap PR...

 
On June 14, 2009 at 12:38 PM , BlaGaBLoGEr said...

Wihihihiy,,, semangat Jonk...
PR mu panjang sekaleeee...

 
On June 14, 2009 at 12:40 PM , namaku wendy said...

ihik ihik ihik ngintip betaran ah:p

 
On June 14, 2009 at 12:55 PM , MATA HATI said...

ati2 kepalanya ambeyen ya..hoho

 
On June 14, 2009 at 1:53 PM , YolizZ said...

oohh.. jonk lemes gara2 nyolong bantal orang yg ambeyen toh,, huahahahaha,,, :))

"TOP FOUR YOU LOVE SO MUCH:
Si Ibu, Si Ade, Ayah, sama Seseorang wkwkwkwkwkw.."

cie,,cie,, si jonk.. sapa tuh? :p

 
On June 14, 2009 at 2:56 PM , Black Id said...

climbing di pohon tetangga,,,itu mah masa kecilku dulu, coz disamping rumahku cuma ada pohon cabe..hehe

jong biar dipijitin sama simbah aja ya, tapi mijitnya kalau jong dah tidur ya...

 
On June 14, 2009 at 3:23 PM , Seti@wan Dirgant@Ra said...

Wah,....sisa pembiusan oleh bantel yang kepincut ambeien,... masih sempet ngerjain peer.

 
On June 14, 2009 at 3:36 PM , Sang Cerpenis bercerita said...

bekas pantat orang dong tuh bantal. he he he.terang aja kamu lemes jonk. masih untung gak ketularan bisulnya. btw, kalo pup dia cebok kan? jadi inget postingan nya si polar nih. ha ha ha...

 
On June 14, 2009 at 3:37 PM , Sang Cerpenis bercerita said...

kalo masih lemas juga minum ponari sweat eh..pocari sweat

 
On June 14, 2009 at 4:14 PM , Itik Bali said...

Jonk..kalo ini postingan lemes
aku juga lagi lemes kasih komen
lemes
lemes
lemes
ohhh lemes

 
On June 14, 2009 at 4:33 PM , sii melyn said...

Ini nih, anna althafunisa nya nyamperin. xixixi..

 
On June 14, 2009 at 4:40 PM , anindyarahadi said...

ini komen lagi sakit pikiran...

 
On June 14, 2009 at 5:20 PM , Kucing Bunted said...

hebat.. rajin banget jonk... ^__^
walopun masih lemes gituh...

smangat dah...

 
On June 14, 2009 at 6:50 PM , Ayas Tasli Wiguna said...

hebat peernya dikerjain semua...
betewe masa kecil suka nyolong mangga tetangga ne, wkwkkwkw

 
On June 14, 2009 at 8:29 PM , dwina said...

wkwkwkwkkwk gimana rasana make bantal orang ambeyen jonk....

nular gak...
selametan nih pe er nya kelar

 
On June 14, 2009 at 8:39 PM , bang FIKO said...

Hahaha.. Ambeyen bisa menular lewat bantal tuh..
BTW kalo ada yang mau mijitin kasih tau ya Jonk, mau juga dipijitin. Hehe

 
On June 14, 2009 at 9:31 PM , reni said...

Katanya lemes... kok bisa kerjain PR yg bujubune banyaknya...?? Kayaknya tidur pake bantalnya mas Andri bisa pules ya..

Ogah ah disuruh mijitin. Makanya, buruan cari orang yang siap setiap saat mijitin Jonk... hehehe

 
On June 14, 2009 at 9:38 PM , gomel said...

hahaha..berarti lo tidur pake bantal bekas pantat dooong?? bwahahaha... :))

emang lo bisa lemes juga yaa?gue pikir selalu hiperaktif maen kejar-kejaran...hahaha..

 
On June 14, 2009 at 9:40 PM , Henny Y.Caprestya said...

jonk ketiban juga ternyata.
great lah!

 
On June 14, 2009 at 10:10 PM , بوويل said...

hehehehe...hebat lagi lemes sukses ngerjain pe er...hehhehehe

 
On June 14, 2009 at 10:35 PM , Dinoe said...

Ha..ha..asyik juga tidur2 diatas bantal itu..wkakakaka..

 
On June 14, 2009 at 10:53 PM , JengSri said...

lemes aja masih bisa mosting jonk ;)

 
On June 14, 2009 at 11:22 PM , ajie hilang said...

hebat jonk kok bisa mosting?????????

 
On June 14, 2009 at 11:30 PM , Penikmat Buku said...

btw pake bantal orang ambeyen gak bikin nular ambeyen di kepala gitu? :P

 
On June 15, 2009 at 1:20 AM , LaDy said...

yahh.. mijetin loe.. erghhh.. ga dehh.. ga mau... jrengg..... ngntuk.. tdr lagi ahhh..

 
On June 15, 2009 at 8:04 AM , chrysanti said...

semangat terus postingnyaaaa... oiya, baru tau ada karma pake bantal org ambeyen.. kalo org gondok ada efek ga? kekkekeke

 
On June 15, 2009 at 8:39 AM , mocca_chi said...

tidur di bantal tempat pantat orangs ering nongol itu membawa berkah jonk, berkahnya ya itu, lemes... wkwkwkw

 
On June 15, 2009 at 8:40 AM , mocca_chi said...

jadi malu nih, kau belun ngerjain pe er, duhh... masak kalah sama kecoaa

 
On June 15, 2009 at 8:40 AM , mocca_chi said...

nyepamm ahhh........ tpi mau ngomong apa yak??????

ada usul jonk???

 
On June 15, 2009 at 9:08 AM , Sari Maniez said...

Kenapa ga bawa bantal ndili, Jonk? Lagian itu kan bekas di duduki orang ambeyen, ntar kamu ketularan diare lho.... ;p

 
On June 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM , Inuel^-^ said...

wedew,,mijiytin pake batu mau,,jahahaha,,
udah kyk ponari ajah ni,,wekkkekeke

 
On June 15, 2009 at 11:01 AM , zujoe said...

huehuehuehue... akhirna bisa selesai juga JONK... sama tuhh...

 
On June 15, 2009 at 11:02 AM , zujoe said...

btw aku dah lama nggak pipis di sini...

hmmm...

oya aku juga dah lama nggak nyepammm nih...

 
On June 15, 2009 at 11:28 AM , suryaden said...

pR gila-gilaan kayak frenster aja...

 
On June 15, 2009 at 11:54 AM , Cebong Ipiet said...

sodorin buldozer...nih jonk buat pijit

 
On June 15, 2009 at 12:24 PM , sendal jepit paling ganteng said...

maap telat ni ngomonginnya net lagi lemot, ada award buat dikau, diambil ya,kalo udah punya simpen aja kalo belum punya : paajjjaaaang

 
On June 15, 2009 at 12:39 PM , =3= said...

selamettt....

 
On June 15, 2009 at 1:49 PM , Sang Cerpenis bercerita said...

bawakan obat kuat biar gak lemes.

 
On June 15, 2009 at 2:53 PM , donalduck said...

hahahahaha ooo jadi ente kolor ijo, jonk...
hihihi... kocak banget sih jawabnya! aku lagi males ngerjainnya.

iihh bantal itu...hiyyy

 
On June 15, 2009 at 4:19 PM , priandhani said...

kalo mijitin gak mao, maonye ngurutin aje.
mulai dari 1 yak?
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...100...2000...

gimana, enakan?

 
On June 15, 2009 at 4:30 PM , attayaya said...

jangan tidur dulu jonk
mending ikut kontes seo bertuah
hadiahnya 6 juta lho

 
On June 15, 2009 at 5:22 PM , AeArc' said...

"mas Andri gak jadi meninggal kok"
haha.. enak banget ngomongnya.. :D

 
On June 15, 2009 at 5:52 PM , nilsyamgustiawan said...

ogah gw mijitin JONK :D

hahahahahaha...

euyy... GW LULUSSSS JONK!!!


horreee horreee...

kasih gw selamat,... kalo gak,. gw bokerin blog elo :D

 
On June 15, 2009 at 7:27 PM , Teenager Talks said...

TT slalu mengediakan IREX bagi yang sedang bermasalah dengan kegairahan hehehe

 
On June 15, 2009 at 8:39 PM , kak_ega_punya cerita said...

ijonk baik banget ga kasi peernya kesapa2.. banyak banget yak!!

trus ternyata sayang banget ya ma pak mul mpe hobby ngobrol ma dia.. so suit...:)

 
On June 15, 2009 at 11:53 PM , anak nelayan said...

gpp wes lemes yang penting semangat

 
On June 16, 2009 at 6:43 AM , rHeeaz said...

sini jonk gw pijitin, pake alu godam tapi wkwkwk...

 
On June 16, 2009 at 10:34 AM , Fanda said...

Betapa baiknya dirimu tidak meneruskan penderitaan itu pada yg lain...

 
On June 16, 2009 at 1:51 PM , sewa mobil murah said...

pijit2an aja..............
semangat terus sob......

 
On June 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM , putra dan kelakuan yg nyeleneh said...

banyak amat PRnya

 
On June 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM , Linda Belle said...

jeleekkk...

akhirnya slesei jugah pe-erna!

 
On June 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM , Linda Belle said...

bhs pinguin???

hhmm coba tanya ke zujoe,sapa tau pinguin ama kucing beda2 tipis bahasanya

 
On June 16, 2009 at 3:45 PM , Linda Belle said...

hah??
kektr cmn pake kolor??
ya oloh jonn...

 
On June 16, 2009 at 3:46 PM , Linda Belle said...

bsk ultah ya jonk??

makan makan

traktir traktir

awas kalo kagk weee

 
On June 16, 2009 at 5:01 PM , Michael Lynx said...

itu beneran apa becanda? *oot mode on*
hiii...jadi takut juga ah make bantal temen gua yg ambeyen hehe...
btw, gantian yak mijitnya hehe...
blognya unik mas..:thumbup:
salam kenal ya..

 
On June 16, 2009 at 5:12 PM , BrenciA KerenS said...

rajiin banget njawabnya..

aku berhasil baca cuma sampe pertanyaan ke 37..bis itu myumet..

 
On June 16, 2009 at 6:06 PM , IjoPunkJUtee said...

Pe-eRnye bahase bule....!!! MAntap juga dikau JONK bisa ngerjainnya. Beneran ngerjain atau maen tebak ajah neh jawabnya...??? Kwekk..kkk....

 
On June 16, 2009 at 6:37 PM , kakve-santi said...

spoilernya panjang coi....

hahaha...

 
On June 16, 2009 at 6:47 PM , jaloee said...

boleh..boleh jonk.. tapi pijetnya pake stum.. biar kerasa :D

 
On June 16, 2009 at 9:18 PM , andie said...

gilak nih.
lagi malas aja postingannya panjang.
hehehe :D

PRnya panjang yah.?
:D

 
On June 16, 2009 at 9:27 PM , Kucing Tengil said...

ati2 ntar ambeyennya mindah kekepala kamu

mau dipijitin pake traktor apa pake buldozer neh jonk

 
On June 16, 2009 at 9:58 PM , Robi said...

hehehe.. ikutan koment di atas deh..
mumpung dibelakang rmahku masih belum pulang traktor buat ngratain calon kuburan.. wkwkwwk..

 
On June 17, 2009 at 12:17 PM , anna fardiana said...

wah aku juga dapet PR ituh...tapi belum sempat dikerjain...panjang amat ....

:(

tapi gpp deh, aku pasti kerjain... :)